#76. Full Metal Jacket

“You should do a story about me sometime!”
“Why should we do a story about you?”
“‘Cause I’m so fucking good! That ain’t no shit neither. I done got me 157 dead Gooks killed and fifty water buffalo too! They were all certified.”
“Any women or children?”
“Sometimes.”
“How do you shoot women and children?”
“Easy! You just don’t lead ‘em so much!”